Foodporn is not only an extremely personal experience, but also a pretty unpredictable one. So… in that sense it’s kind of like any other porn.
That’s just what you get when you decide to go on the adventure that is dining out. We can’t promise that your meals will be exactly like the ones in our posts and we’re definitely no Anthony Bourdain or Gordon Ramsay, but you have our word that what you read here will always be as honest and as true to our experiences as possible—uncut and unfiltered. Just remember that it’s not the final word.
TL; DR: Don’t take our word as gospel, but we hope that you find our reviews helpful. Or at the very least, entertaining.